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What Do YOU Want To Advertise On Kristin’s Forehead?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

You have something you want to sell…a small business, a motto, a message to an ex! WE have the perfect billboard for you: Kristin’s forehead. What are we going to have printed on Kristin’s forehead? Find out HERE!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.2

Kristen is starting to establish that she might be the number one fundraiser for birds.

0:07.2

Okay, it was just last week that you were dancing around in your underwear.

0:11.4

Your underwear.

0:12.2

My underwear.

0:13.4

That doesn't sound right.

0:14.6

It sounds worse when we say it was my underwear.

0:16.4

It sounds wild.

0:17.8

Let this wash over you.

0:19.5

I put on my boss's underwear and danced in the break room of our office to risky business.

0:28.0

I would say the context of how you got the underwear makes it better, but it doesn't.

0:31.5

Yeah, don't.

0:32.9

Yeah, it doesn't linger.

0:34.1

And it was risky business indeed.

0:36.0

Right?

0:36.5

This was the difference between being in radio and being an accountant, right?

0:39.7

You can't do that in your office. So, if you weren't listening earlier this morning, I find myself a little

0:45.0

distracted this morning. I'm having just one of those ADHD moments. And I look over at Kristen again

0:50.7

this morning, and her forehead is the most pristine thing I have ever seen.

0:56.2

And it was a follow-up.

0:57.5

Yeah.

0:57.8

I've never been cat called for my forehead before.

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