What Do Heroes Eat?

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Brand new producer / co-host Ralph joins the show and tells us about his ‘Worst’ job - slaving for a once-beloved Black talk show host. Craft beer love creates employment opportunities across the country, including for the formerly-incarcerated. Been wondering what pairs best with your fast food order? A southern-style 'Scam of The Week' reveals the secret: it’s weed. And what superfood is all the rage with Batman? @Rod4Short “eloquently” explains.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday.
0:07.5	We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls?
0:14.3	We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday?
0:25.1	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
0:30.8	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:33.8	Now hiring.
0:36.0	Own.
0:37.2	It's the first and only network, as you know, named for and inspired by a single iconic leader.
0:45.5	And I was looking on LinkedIn.
0:47.1	Oprah Winfrey Network.
0:48.5	Bingo.
0:49.3	What about Turner Broadcasting System?
0:52.0	That's Ted Turner.
0:53.0	I guess he's not a self-help guru.
0:56.4	I'm not looking at Ted Turner.
0:58.1	I'm looking at Oprah, O-W-N.
1:00.4	And I saw all of these jobs.
1:02.0	I'm not looking for a job, Roy, but I was just looking.
1:05.0	I'm going to be real with you, JJ.
1:06.3	For somebody who will be happy to be on this podcast,
1:08.2	you should be looking for another job all the time.
1:14.2	What's you doing on LinkedIn I'm always on LinkedIn it's like a dating app no that's for employers that's like a date that's why I like when
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