Good dinner party?

Fun, but you definitely blew our budget.

Budgets are meant to budge.

You got everyone a gift, but it wasn't anyone's birthday.

Says the person who gave a coupon as a tip last week.

Have you bought a chandelier for a one bedroom flat?

At least I didn't sublet the couch.

Sex to income and keep it down.

Joe is sleeping.

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Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Hello, five minutes after 12 is the time. I thought I'd just read a couple of these out to give you a flavour of the last two hours of the programme that you may have missed.

Jamie and Glasgow writes, O'Brien, you are far too clever to be acting this stupid. Well, this text from exactly the other side of the field says the vote was never about Gaza.

It was all about trying to embarrass labour and when that didn't happen they threw their toys out of the pram.

But I think I'll leave you with this one. That was the most boring two hours of your show I've ever listened to.

Thank God for Mystery Hour.

The second bit of that sentiment I think is something with which we can all agree.

Well, I suppose technically you'd have to believe in God, which probably excludes many people.

But on we go, five minutes after 12 hours of time, your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction, not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial.

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