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🗓️ 30 October 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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0:00.0 | What did you do to push someone over the edge? |
0:04.8 | I photocopied a paperclip a hundred or so times, put the pieces of paper back in the drawer, |
0:10.1 | so whenever it's used, the documents have a paperclip on them. |
0:14.0 | My office went nuts, took it apart trying to find the paperclip stuck in the machine. |
0:19.5 | They even called in a technician. |
0:21.0 | Laughs were had. Glitter. Everyone hates glitter. I came up with this prank a few years ago. |
0:27.6 | Every morning I'd take some glitter, which conveniently came in little vials and poured some |
0:32.6 | into my roommate's pants pockets while he was out of the room. Usually, I could tell by his morning routine |
0:38.0 | which pants he was going to wear for the day. But even if I got it wrong, those other pants |
0:42.0 | would be primed for the next time he wore them. All day, he, like everyone else on earth, |
0:47.3 | would put his hands in his pockets to get his phone, keys, or just casually, thereby transferring |
0:52.6 | a little glitter to his hands. He would then touch his |
0:55.8 | shirt, pants, and or face at some point. For two weeks, people would tell him that he had glitter on him, |
1:01.9 | but he was never able to figure out where it was coming from. After going on a rant about how |
1:06.3 | confused and utterly crazed by the sudden appearance of glitter everywhere he goes he was, I came out |
1:11.9 | and told him that it was me. I could have easily done this for a lot longer since he never figured |
1:16.5 | out the glitter was in his pockets, though I became very liberal in the amount that I poured in. |
1:22.0 | When I worked at a banquet hall in a hotel, I had a manager who who we'll call Steve, who treated everyone like crap, |
1:29.6 | calling us stupid, calling us out on things, not even the managers above him cared about, and just |
1:34.9 | generally being a butthole. One day he put this annoying memo on the bulletin board about not |
1:40.4 | eating leftover food. None of the other managers cared about this and it actually went in the |
1:45.0 | garbage if no one ate it. But instead of signing his name, he put banquet management. Well, as a joke, |
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