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Leading Britain's Conversation.

This is a podcast from LBC.

James O'Brien.

Mystery Hour is your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction that's not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial.

Everybody listening to the program will have questions in their head that need answering.

Some of them urgent, some of them less so, all of them interesting, one hopes, some of them silly, many of them serious.

The point

is you ring in with your question, 0345-6060973, and somebody else listening will know the

answer. There aren't really any rules. We don't like dullness, but dullness obviously is in the

ear of the beholder, and we don't like repetition, but repetition is kind of my lookout rather than

yours, although you can check the LBC website for the Mystery Hour archive and find out whether the question that's bubbled up into your brain has been dealt with before.

Otherwise, the only other rule is that if you ring in with an answer, you're not allowed to look stuff up.

You have to know the answer from the fruits of your learning or the results of your life.

It doesn't mean you have to be the Professor of public understanding of science at the University of Brighton,

although Professor Hales Sosobowski, who is the professor of the public understanding of science at Brighton University,

is one of the most regular contributors to Mystery.

You can actually, when I ask you what your qualifications are for providing the answer you've just provided, you can say something that I saw it on telly last night, or even I heard it on Mysteryast six years ago, and I've got a

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