What did that weird kid in your school end up doing that you'll never forget?

He had a book where he'd write in people that had wronged him.

I got put in for smelling like soap.

She, Naruto, ran everywhere and told everyone her dad was Harry Potter, at age 12,

and most memorably came to school bawling her eyes out because she said

she had laid an egg and her parents had eaten it for breakfast. She hissed at people in the

hallways and then bit somebody. Said girl went to my middle school in Chandler, Arizona. It seems

like every school has a hisser, but she didn't think she was a snake, she was a

cat girl.

School bell rings, playground doors open, and the weird kid walks directly to the centre

and just screams for a full minute.

I thought it was weird then, but now I can relate.

A sheep eye that we were supposed to be dissecting in science class.

Man, oh man.

Aren't those things full of inedible, probably toxic preservatives?

Aye, but he lived to tell the tale.

Ended up in a mental institution because his parents bought him a new mattress,

and while removing the old one, they found multiple mason jars

full of blood. No exaggeration, it was like two gallons. There was a police investigation,

and it turns out it was all his blood, and his only answer as to why was, just in case.

This girl just decided she wanted to be pregnant. She proceeded to ask probably half the people in our high school if they'd impregnate her, and then when that didn't work, she bought a Ziploc bag and asked for guys to sploge in it. Everyone called her the Sploge Bank after that, and I honestly can't even remember her real name. Yeah, there are a few girls in my school who were really determined to get Prego. Several of them

actually did. They'd be homeschooled once they started showing, but one girl kept coming to school

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