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The Bert Show

What Did Someone Do That Completely Turned You Off?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Yesterday we were talking about a man who kicked a woman to the curb over a straw. Yes, what she did with two straws told him everything he needed to know about her. So today, we're asking you! What was someone thing that someone did on a date that completely turned you off? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

the virtue.

0:01.0

All right, so what small things happen to you on a date that completely and totally turned

0:07.0

you off to where you're like, I am probably not ever going out with this person ever again.

0:13.9

You want to join the virtue of one eight five five virtue?

0:15.9

Yeah, so you brought up something yesterday in regards to a friend who went on a date

0:21.0

with a woman who hoarded the straws.

0:23.8

Oh yeah.

0:24.8

Okay, so this is based on that.

0:26.8

Uh huh.

0:27.8

I was telling these guys that I have a friend that was really excited about going out with

0:31.4

this girl and then they finally go out and I follow up with them and ask them about

0:36.0

and he's like, yeah, I'm never going to go out with her again.

0:37.8

Oh my God.

0:38.8

Do what happened.

0:39.8

Well, I'll tell you what happened is she ordered an iced tea and a water.

0:45.1

He ordered just a water.

0:47.4

The server came back with two straws, put them in front of her.

0:51.9

She took the straws and put one in her iced tea and one in her water, leaving him with

0:56.9

no straw for his water, which is not a big deal except it had a hidden meaning for him

1:01.6

meaning like if she's going to handle it that way, she's not even thinking about me with

1:05.0

a straw.

1:06.0

I bet this is just a symptom of her being really selfish and never called her again.

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