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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

What Did I Get Myself Into?

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Freshly moved into his new house, Chris laments about homeownership, loses it about his leaky sinks, beams about Booger’s love of her new lawn, hears sweet appreciation from a listener, unloads on mental health issues, reveals the order in which he puts on his clothes, and settles caller disputes all while holding back and shedding some tears. • Get Surfshark VPN: https:surfshark.deals/klemens use code KLEMENS for 83% off and 3 extra months for FREE • Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED • Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shipping within the US DONATE to support the National Alliance on Mental Illness: https://donate.nami.org/give/197406/#!/donation/checkout?utm_source=globalNav&utm_medium=website&utm_campaign=DonationTracking&c_src=WEBDG Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

A Big Spark Studios Original.

0:04.6

Hey everybody, what is up?

0:16.1

Welcome back to Unhinchoth Chris Clemens, the podcast that I was crying just five

0:21.0

wee minutes ago.

0:24.0

Now before we get into today's episode, be sure to subscribe to Unhinchoth Chris Clemens,

0:29.4

wherever you listen to podcasts and if you like video episodes, we do those as well

0:33.3

over on youtube.com slash Chris.

0:35.3

Be sure to rate and review the whole fucking thing.

0:41.3

We are in my house today and not our normal studio because scheduling conflicts.

0:50.4

But yeah, before we carry on with the rest of the episode, we are going to shout out

0:58.3

some mental health resources down below because a bitch needs them.

1:02.4

Got it?

1:03.4

I don't know what they are yet, but they're going to be down below.

1:05.2

So go check those out.

1:06.9

If you or someone you know is struggling with mental health or you want to donate, I don't

1:11.6

know.

1:12.6

God, I really do look busted.

1:15.3

But yeah, I've just been, I feel like every episode, I fucking record.

1:20.6

I'm like, anyways, I was just crying before this and then it's like just get a therapist

1:25.4

even though I literally had therapy yesterday.

1:28.6

I like I said it in my house today and I feel really like such a fucking brat every time

1:43.5

I talk about this.

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