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What Did Abby Get In Her $500 Shopping Spree At Target?!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

We gave Abby a $500 shopping spree that she had to spend in FIVE minutes. What did she end up getting at Target? Can you guess? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

She got her cardio in on Friday during the Bert Show.

0:04.0

It's Target.

0:05.0

And then hit it on out Charleston for her birthday.

0:07.6

Abby is back.

0:08.6

I was so exhausted, but I'm glad that I got a good workout in before Charleston because

0:12.7

we definitely took it easy for most of the weekend, apart from some of the nightlife.

0:16.4

But yeah, definitely got my steps in.

0:18.0

So on a Friday, we sent Abby on over to Target.

0:22.1

We gave her $500 for her birthday, but she only had five minutes to spend in Target and

0:27.2

get whatever she could in five minutes.

0:29.9

So on Friday, we didn't get to circle back with you to see what you got.

0:33.5

So what did you end up with?

0:34.9

Oh, you know, I have a lot of really fun items here.

0:38.2

I brought in this morning.

0:40.8

So my backpack was a little heavier than normal, mainly because I had like four bottles of

0:45.2

champagne.

0:46.8

Not the ones I actually bought because we consumed those very quickly over the weekend, but these

0:51.6

are some of the ones I had just for it to represent.

0:54.4

Oh, okay, got you.

0:55.4

So I have my receipt here, which is nice and long and fun.

0:59.4

And you could say that I maximize my budget to its fullest potential.

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