What's up everybody? Welcome to the kind of funny podcast I'm one of your host Greg Miller alongside Nick

Scarpino, Tim Gettys, Andy Cortez and our guest, Christian Spicer. Hello Christian. Hello Greg,

hello everyone. It's so good to be here. Also off the bat, I don't know what dinosaur sheets look like

if you're a bad parent, but if you're a good parent, they look like goddamn dinosaurs. There we go.

There we go. I don't see any feathers on those things. That's fantastic. A lot of people say meat

in the middle and I say on some issues, yes, but on due dinosaurs have feathers the hill we will die.

All right. If you're in the feather camp, take your science and your textbook and get out of here.

All right. If you're one of my kids sleeping at my house, you're sleeping on goddamn regular

dinosaurs sheet. There's no birds involved. There's no cross species type bullshit. Greg, I do want

to point out that we had a lot of people coming after us on Twitter saying like you are absolutely

wrong about the dinosaur stuff. Here's the thing. I don't care that I'm wrong. All right. It's my side.

All right. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it from you. Yeah. You know, a lot of

people they don't want to get the joke sometimes, Andy. They want to get all offended. And here's

what I'll always say to those people. I'm not listening to your podcast. You're listening to mine.

So you know, I mean, you idiot. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

Exactly. Exactly. Right. Exactly. Here's my problem with you, Christian. Is you do too much?

Usually somebody comes on. It's an easy way to introduce them, right? But even your Twitter bio,

official Last of Us podcast, DLC podcast, do two Billboard charting stand-up albums.

Consequences. My new comic book on Kickstarter now. Pick a lane, sir.

That voice of mine is fun. The lane, I guess, is storytelling, which is the cheesy answer.

Like that's that's been the through line for everything. It's telling stories and connecting

with people like what you all do and this past year, especially like how much connection and human

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