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What Are The Top Gifts People Are Expecting For Valentine's Day?

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🗓️ 13 February 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

Get it the Bert show. I wanted to have a strong take on this but I'm nervous. So I saw this list this morning of the top things that people are expecting for Valentine's Day, right?

0:14.0

And my take here is almost like these should be bare minimum.

0:20.0

So I'm almost like asking people for more on Valentine's Day where we've taken so many calls from people saying that,

0:26.7

oh, you know what, it's just one of those days that's forced on us. Do we really need to celebrate? I say if you're gonna do it these seem so lame you should do it way better that this is not acceptable

0:39.0

What's the list? Flowers of course. Yeah is the number one thing. I love my hydration

0:43.3

I get every year. Shouldn't that be a given though like what else besides flowers?

0:48.4

A card. Okay? The others on the list are candy.

0:52.6

These are just like such Valentine's Day cliches

0:56.4

that it feels to me like you're getting the

0:59.4

bare amount of credit on Valentine's Day when you're supposed to be celebrating your love?

1:05.0

Well, you have to know your man's strength and weaknesses and some, you know...

1:08.0

Isn't it giving them too much like...

1:10.0

Yes, no, I can see that. It's like, it a basically like a get out of jail free card and like I know you suck at this

1:16.2

I'm just gonna take whatever you can do but get you a man my husband. There's always a bag of dove

1:20.8

dove dark chocolates in the refrigerator.

1:23.6

And whenever it goes empty, he fills it again

1:25.6

because that's how I do myself a little sweet treat

1:28.0

whenever I need something.

1:29.0

That's, okay, that is a perfect example right there

1:32.2

of thinking, looking, putting some thought into it

1:35.3

yeah having it ready always prepared because this man loves you right that is above and

1:40.2

beyond just the bare minimum which these seven things here are such the

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