What are the best chat-up lines? Presented by 'The Rizz Gods'

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Valentines Day is on the horizon and Jason Manford and Steve Edge hear your disastrous stories, as well as the top chat-up lines to pick up a date.

They also play hit me with your best fact and chat all things vasectomies!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh.
0:26.1	frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness that's steamy. Jason Manford.
0:34.2	Absolute Radio.
0:35.8	We're real music matters.
0:38.2	Good morning, it's the Jason Manford show on absolute radio.
0:41.6	Hope you very well this Sunday morning. Steve Edg is here.
0:44.0	Good morning.
0:45.0	Oh, what's with the...
0:46.0	Ms Valentine's Day in it so I thought I thought I'd go really...
0:49.0	Well it's not valid day yet, but it is this week isn't it so I thought in anticipation I thought I'd go
0:53.7	close to the mic and make it a bit more into maybe we should do the entire show with
0:58.5	me and you both talking about ASMR yeah yeah I like it I don like it. I feel like it more like right.
1:05.0	You don't have to go a marathon. I'm fighting against that but you've gone for it. I was fighting
1:10.3	against doing an accent. No, I know it's hard because you're doing it. What you've cleverly done you've gone
1:16.3	American but you haven't gone for very white which is which is the greater
1:20.8	temptation to go to move.
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