Whale Farts
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2025
⏱️ 144 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired January 29, 2025: Penises of the future. The sleep schedule of psychopaths. Everything you've ever wanted to know about workplace booping.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half-Hast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
| 0:04.8 | We all know January is one of the coldest months of the year, and not that cheery, fun kind of Christmas cold. |
| 0:10.0 | Nah, just the dark, dank January cold. |
| 0:12.8 | Standard heating and air condition is well aware of this, and that's why they're offering $40 off a furnace tune-up to keep you warm during the Minnesota cold. |
| 0:19.7 | The last thing you want is be huddled around an iffy space heater you bought from some shady |
| 0:23.4 | targeted ad. |
| 0:24.3 | Oh, and how about this? |
| 0:25.3 | Standard heating and air condition has now been helping Minnesotans for over 95 years. |
| 0:29.3 | So book your appointment now at standardheating.com. |
| 0:32.1 | That's standard heating.com. |
| 0:33.6 | The 93x.5-ass morning show. |
| 0:39.8 | 93 air. |
| 0:49.5 | Well, the halfway mark. |
| 0:52.2 | The halfway mark. |
| 0:57.5 | Don't fall down and touch yourselves just yet. We've ways to go but we're halfway there and to some of you that's enough to keep you going welcome to the 93x half-ass |
| 1:04.8 | morning show how you doing over there josh great how about yourself you good doing? Doing just fine, I think, overall. |
| 1:11.7 | Keeping these hours crawling out the fart sack in the middle of the night, |
| 1:16.8 | do you ever feel like maybe you're going nuts? |
| 1:21.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:22.2 | Yeah, there's been times where I've told my wife, I think I'm going insane. |
| 1:25.5 | I mean, sometimes that was, I have epilepsy and some of the medication related, right? |
| 1:30.4 | They'll change something here or there. |
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