The less commodity, the more expensive the commodity is.

This is basic fucking economics, and this is a governor of one of the biggest states in America

with the largest economies that can't figure this shit out.

But he knows this. He's lying to people. Welcome to the All-American Savage Show Podcast with your host John Burke and his far more attractive co-host, me.

Now, let's get into it.

That's what your mom said. Heh. I'm going to Good morning ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the All-American Savage

show podcast. I'm your gorgeous host dude the craziest I forgot to tell you this

well better save for the show than anything

I'm at the gas pump this morning you know pulling down my pants to get the weekly

fucked up the ass with the gas nozzle because I think that's what the way you're supposed to do it right now right and that's right

you're supposed to use the gas pump on yourself no get in there deep and get it in there nice and

deep squirt that freaking petrol up in there and just wash it all out leave

room for the government dick it's coming it's common no pun intended and this

woman walks up I shit you nod she goes I just wanted to walk up and just tell you

that you're hot.

And then she proceeds to kiss me on the cheek and then walks off and says,

I want your shirt.

What?

I shit you not. I think she was a little intoxicated.

Good for you.

I mean, it's 9 o'clock in the morning I mean way to get you

alky on I guess I mean if I was in Biden's America I'd probably want to be well I am that's

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