Hey Freaks Tim back here to introduce a best-up show everything's okay I'm not dying

Now that that's out of the way fear not I will be making up for this show later in the week so you'll still get the court ordered

five episodes of distorted view daily that you're entitled to? Yeah you didn't know that

the Supreme Court ruled by law I have to produce five episodes of Distorted View Daily, and three of those

episodes have to contain audio of Asian girls taking big fat messy shits. It's not something I want to

play for you, but the highest chord in the land says I've got to.

America. As for the best of show, I'm going to play for you today.

Well, it recently was the 12th anniversary of a very momentous occasion.

That time I told you about my Stanley Spornak sex dream.

You didn't have that marked on your calendar?

Call yourself a fan of this podcast.

You know, I was just playing a voicemail the other day

of someone who said, wow, I was listening

to old episodes of the show from like 2012,

and you sound so much different. I believe his words were so

much gayer. So this episode's from 2010. You tell me, did I sound that much different?

Enjoy this Best of Show.

Oh, and if you get a chance,

check out distortedview.com,

where I uploaded about 100 pieces of artwork

from Lebelady Cat Lady and put it into a gallery so you can check out some of the amazing stuff she did.

For me, the show, fellow listeners of the podcast and her friends, and thank you so much to Zigo for sending me just a ton of her artwork

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