Welcome to the total soccer show and our review of the Champions League, League Phase,

colon the phasing match day four, in which by Munich simply wouldn't relent,

while Liverpool spent their night booing Trent.

Arsenal had more glory days and their friends Tottenham returned to winning ways.

Barcelona split the points in a six-gold thriller while Juventus's outing was slightly more

vanilla. And at some point in this show, I don't quite know when. We're going to have to give

flowers to burn a Mickey van der Venn. My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today. The Taylor Rockhorse here. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan. I appreciate you continuing to come to me first out of a structural sense, even though Van Deven and Ruthven would have been a pretty direct rhyme. Did we find the one thing that rhymes with Ruthven? I think we did. Yeah. Men, I think it's the only other one I've used. I try to do a lot of combinations of words when I do a rhyming introduction for Graham.

It doesn't work quite well.

I can also score goals like Van de Venn as well.

You just haven't seen it.

Beautiful, Ryan.

Beautiful rhyme.

Is that on like the FIFA video game you mean or in real life?

So you've just aged yourself there, Ryan, because it's not called FIFA anymore. So, jokes on you. Yeah. How are you, Ryan, Billy? How are you today? I was fine. Until a minute ago. Yeah, nobody's going to boo you at your workplace today. Although, there's still time. There's still time. We've got a long way to ride for that to not come, not to come to pass. Goodness me. I deserve a booing already, Graham. Joe Larry's also. Joe, how are you? I'm great. That, that Van de Van Gogol was sensational. It's a shame that it shouldn't win the Puskas because the Puskas should be about the best individual strike. I think not about the buildup to it. I would like to gauge the temperature of the room on that take. I think to win the push guys, you need like an outrageous finish, not an outrageous bit of buildup. I think those are separate things in my mind. Like that great, you know, that great arsenal goal that makes the rounds on social every once in a while, that's like the tiki taka, all this beautiful stuff and there's like dummies and it's just like poetry and motion. That shouldn't win the push guys. Like the only thing that shouldn't...

Go ahead, Graham, go ahead.

So hold on. all this beautiful stuff and there's like dummies and it's just like poetry in motion that shouldn't

win the puscus like the only thing that shouldn't go ahead graham go ahead so hold on maradonna's goal

86 against england widely considered the goal of the century not a puscus winner tap in correct

yeah exactly i think about this one because i often feel like i am the long strike merchant

but i don't know that feels like a stretch for me.

I don't know. Taylor? So your contention is that anything outside of the shot shouldn't be

considered? Yep. I mean on the one hand it is like that is the goal action but on the other hand

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