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🗓️ 23 March 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Alright, I got my shoes tight tight. I got a pot in sight. I got a water bottle full of |
| 0:06.6 | agua because it's the only thing I can drink. Because of my, um, my being allergic to everything. |
| 0:14.1 | So says the food sensitivity test. Which I must say guys, a lot of people hit me up being like, |
| 0:21.8 | do not believe food sensitivity test. They're bullshit eat whatever you want drink whatever you want. |
| 0:26.3 | It's all total bullshit and focus, focus to that I say, is that true? Or is that what you have |
| 0:33.4 | been telling yourself because you got a similar like reading and you were like, you know what? |
| 0:38.1 | Fuck it. I'm pushing through. I don't care. Gonna live with the diarrhea because it's worth it. |
| 0:42.5 | Because Jesus worth it. Jesus worth diarrhea. It's true. And so is a night out drinking beer. |
| 0:49.3 | It's sometimes it's worth it. Brad is worth diarrhea. Damn it. It's true. It's fucked up that |
| 0:55.1 | God would do that to us. You know, he would make something so amazing like beer or bread or |
| 1:00.4 | cheese and then say, you know what? That's gonna give you diarrhea though. And then you have to |
| 1:06.9 | make a life decision. Do you want to have diarrhea? Or do you want happiness? Do you want happiness now? |
| 1:14.3 | Or later. You decide. I've made God like a almost like an evil Disney villain. |
| 1:29.7 | We die. We go to the pearly gates. Welcome. Welcome to heaven. You must make a decision. |
| 1:38.0 | Cheese now or diarrhea later. In life, you decided to choose cheese, which means you failed my first |
| 1:48.9 | test. And now you burn in in a tannity. It's all hell is just a bunch of people who were like |
| 1:56.4 | fuck it. I'm drinking beer, eating cheese. They're all down there, birding the hell. Been like, you |
| 2:02.4 | know what? It's hot, but it probably was worth it. What up, laughed ears. Yeah, boy. So Brandy is in, |
| 2:10.1 | I think she's an Argentina right now. She just posted a video of her like performing in a very |
| 2:15.4 | green suit. I don't know guys. It wasn't my favorite suit. I've seen her wear. But you know what? She's |
| 2:19.6 | killing it. It was diamond status content because there was thousands of people in the audience. |
| 2:25.2 | It was bonkers. And so I'm so happy for her. I'm so proud of her. So that means she's not |
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