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🗓️ 23 July 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
- Pondering the two great mysteries of the universe: Blake Bortles and Benicio del Toro
- It's possible that Batman chronology is not our strong suit, as a group. Do not correct us
- What's the loudest concert you've ever been to?
- Jimbo lets us down, again, but in a different way this time
- [SAW enclosure clanks shut behind you] oh look honey, Ryan has a new game for us
- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his podcast, Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/
- Check out Kickback Soccer Media, a new soccer media company with Fullcast After Dark producer Doug at the helm of a new show there: https://kickbacksoccer.com/
- Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi
- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, concerning football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io
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| 0:00.0 | On a long enough timeline, everyone is Blake Bortles. |
| 0:04.0 | Well, good afternoon. |
| 0:07.0 | Everything evolves into crabs and every quarterback becomes Blake Bortles on a long enough timeline. |
| 0:12.0 | I forget which reality show Blake Bortals was on, but I will never get over the footage of this lady being like, |
| 0:20.0 | Hey, so what's the first thing you do in the morning? |
| 0:22.6 | He goes, piss. |
| 0:29.8 | Relatable. |
| 0:30.9 | What would you do? |
| 0:31.8 | What would you do if you weren't, if you weren't, you know, if you didn't play in the NFL? |
| 0:35.7 | And he goes, probably be working construction, ripping some sigs god he's relatable yeah when he was when he was playing in uh |
| 0:46.8 | when he was playing in jacksonville that somebody tell me he's like yeah man that guy just spends all his money on lemon drops. Just goes to the bar and he's like, 200-100-lum drops. I was going to say, you mean the drink or is that some kind of whip-it slang? No, the drink, he just goes to the bar and he was like, 100 lemon drops, man. Do you think you could name every team Blake Bordles played for? No. Do you think you can name a second team other than the Jacksonville Jaguars that Blake Bortles played for? |
| 1:15.6 | And by play for I mean was on the roster because he only played for one other team. |
| 1:19.6 | I know for a fact that he was a ram. |
| 1:21.6 | That's correct. |
| 1:22.6 | Spiritually he feels like he's actually, this leads me into a discussion point, which Ryan and i've already discussed this week spiritually i know he wasn't a titan but he feels so much |
| 1:33.4 | and the titans feel so much that he should have been a titan that i feel like we're going to |
| 1:38.3 | eventually mandela affect this into being the truth he was a bronco and he was a saint. Does that sort of like triangulated enough? |
| 1:47.0 | There's one, there was one more super, maybe more. |
| 1:50.4 | There's at least one more super weird one. |
| 1:52.3 | He was a packer. |
| 1:53.1 | Yes, yes, yes, that. |
| 1:54.3 | He was a packer. |
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