I did me.

I don't know what I don't know. I pushed the wrong button at the wrong moment.

And here we are. You're already pushing my buttons. The last thing he said to me was,

I will unmute you, my friend. Isn't that true, Mr. Real? Weren't that the last word you said to me? Well, before these words, yes. And then I'm talking, and nobody can hear me because you haven't unmuted me. Anyway. Well, how are you tonight, by the way? I'm just great. Thank you. I mean, this is what a great start to a fantastic show.

You know? I'm super excited. Go ahead. I'm saying I'm super excited. I may have to step away for a minute. My wife got a new puppy this week. I'm, he's in the crate for the moment. Anybody who, you know, knows puppies knows this will be a little iffy. But after about an hour, I'm going to probably sneak away. let him outside really quick, let him do his business,

and then I'll bring him back in and I'll rejoin you. Puppies knows this will be a little iffy, but after about an hour, I'm going to probably sneak away, let them outside really quick.

Let him do his business and then I'll bring him back in and I'll rejoin you, but I hope that'll be okay. I think I'll avoid asking uncomfortable questions at this point. Yeah, please do. If your dog's running around, your puppy, you got to hold them up and show him to the audience. I don't he's in his crate crate in the living room, but he's a little brown toy poodle named Teddy. Teddy is, we're having a lot of fun with Teddy. Teddy's really enjoying us. We're enjoying him. But we'll see what happens once he really gets to know how to use those teeth. Yeah, absolutely. I thought maybe you were going to name him Yugi. Yeah, no, no, just because every time I go, oh, like, Yu-Gi-Oh, oh.

No, that's Jonathan Strader's dog.

Anyway, got to recognize that it is the 60th anniversary of the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

To the front, and to the left.

I'm sorry, what? John F. Kennedy, when he was shot,

the way you know it was Oswald up in the building is it was down and to the left was when he got the shot.

You've seen the Seinfeld episode. Well, yeah, I know that. I know the, um, the, the making fun of the magic

bullet. Yes. that's, anyway.

Okay.

Go ahead.

I'm sorry.

No, it's great.

It's great.

We're getting off to really just a fantastic start on tonight show.

It's not like I haven't put any work into this.

This is my show tonight.

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