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I have cracked one right now for our show tonight. I'm drinking the watermelon and you people know me. You know that I hate.

I hate the food watermelon. I hate it. It's my least favorite food in the world. That's how good this high noon hard cell

series. I'm drinking watermelon. Is that really true? I hate watermelon. I will never eat it. I don't allow my kids to

have it in my house. I just don't like it. The smell, the everything, the texture, not a big watermelon guy.

This is really good. What's wrong with you? I'm Brandon Walker. That's Casey Smith. That doubting voice

over there is Casey Smith and there is the unmistakable face of Jack Mac. Hello everybody. Hi, Brandon. I'm glad that you're having a nice high noon. I hate you so much.

I hate you too to be completely honest. You've already been insulting me. Before we even started recording, you asked me how my life could be that hard.

You said, and I quote, is the hardest thing I have to do every single day put on a bikini and take a thirst strap up on my roof.

You've been lashing out. We weren't even recording yet. No, but that was a good line. Wasn't it?

It was way better coming from you, but I paraphrase it so it didn't sound as insulting as it actually was.

But you're mad at me today. That's okay. I'll say it. I was podcasting you were like, oh my life is so hard. I'm so tired of my life.

I think you're okay. Oh, I'm okay. And my life is not that hard in comparison to so many people, but it is okay to be going through a life crisis,

which is why I'm drinking this fantastic drink that my girlfriend just made me. So by the end of this podcast, I'm probably going to be drunk.

Well, that's terrific. I'm drinking high noon hard celser.

I ran out of high noon. I drank it all.

Oh, it is hate week. Welcome to hate week, everybody. You idiots.

That should invite me to me. Oh, I thought he was calling the listeners idiots because he was because it's hate week.

I can't tell if he called us idiots or if he called the listeners idiots.

I know those are idiots. You too. It is.

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