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The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On Episode 418, Ross and co-host Jared Borislow give their takes on two bizarre news stories related to monetary compensation during Insane Headlines Of The Day before responding to 5 off-the-walls voicemails left at 888-WR-BOLEN (one of which explains the absurd legend of "Mookie Island").

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0:00.0	Let's read with with with.
0:03.5	Welcome back for another episode of RBP.
0:06.0	I am Ross Bolin here with your co-host, Jared Boroslow.
0:10.9	Otherwise known as J-bone, the Bone Man, or sometimes just bone, Jared.
0:15.5	How's it hanging?
0:16.5	It's hanging great.
0:17.5	I'm in a tiny little room with Ross and two dogs and I've never wanted to be anywhere more.
0:21.3	Wow.
0:21.8	The best answer to that question was provided by Jim Carrey in 1997's Classic Comedy Liar Liar.
0:28.3	Somebody says, how's it hanging?
0:30.3	And he says, short, shriveled and always to the left.
0:34.3	Hmm.
0:35.3	Classic Jim Carrey line.
0:37.3	I've never seen that movie.
0:38.3	It's a penis joke.
0:39.3	Yeah, yeah.
0:40.3	That is penis.
0:41.3	Yeah.
0:42.3	You know how sometimes people are shitty?
0:45.3	And they'll hit you up and pretend they're checking in to see how you're doing or have some genuine
0:52.3	seeming reason to be making contact with you, right? And then really they have an ulterior motive.
1:00.3	An underlying agenda.
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