Weird Fight Club (w/ Akilah Hughes, Iliza Shlesinger, and Hari Kondabolu)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.4 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Akilah Hughes (Bob’s Burgers, What A Day), Iliza Shlesinger (Good On Paper, Dollface), and Hari Kondabolu (The Problem With Apu, Snack Vs Chef) to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Akilah tells us how her date put his foot down and was still hungry for more, Iliza takes a chance at Christmas but gets coal in her stocking, and Hari bravely recounts a double-booking nightmare. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it. Akilah Hughes’s essay collection Obviously: Stories From My Timeline is available in print or as an audiobook. Iliza Shlesinger’s new comedy showcase Iliza’s Locals is on YouTube now. Hari Kondabolu’s new special Vacation Baby is also available on YouTube.

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0:00.0	Some men are boyfriends.
0:02.0	Some women like our girlfriends.
0:03.6	Like some people just want that more than dating around.
0:07.2	Like they just want the relationship and they get very cozy.
0:10.2	Like I met my husband and he,
0:12.1	like immediately bought me nice Tupperware
0:14.1	and he was like, how can I move into your home
0:16.5	and make your life easier?
0:17.5	Like he's like a house cat.
0:18.5	Oh my God, I just came.
0:20.1	It was really nice, high-rex, because he's a ship.
0:24.1	He's like, let's store these leftovers properly.
0:26.3	Wait, it was gloss?
0:27.6	Yeah, like high-rex glass came again.
0:30.0	Stop, yeah, well, the good stuff.
0:31.5	Do you need a cigarette?
0:32.3	Yeah.
0:32.8	I reuse old Chinese food containers on the kind of person I'm eye.
0:37.0	And I'm dried back up.
0:38.9	Thank you.
0:39.9	Hi.
0:40.9	Hi.
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