5 • 608 Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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0:00.0 | All right, everybody. Welcome back. Happy Skews Day to you. It's August 20th, 2024. I'm Trey. That's Mark. What's up, Mark? God, no, buddy. Doing pretty good. I lived through a real life vaudeville a bit the other day. Do I tell you about this? I don't think so. What happened? |
0:22.0 | I was into barbershop, getting my beard trimmed, and a guy walks in. |
0:29.0 | My barber's Mexican for reasons that it would be important in a second. |
0:32.3 | Okay. |
0:32.6 | So the guy walks in and the barber goes, are you here for one? And the guy goes in and goes and the bar bar bar bar bar goes are you here for one and the guy goes |
0:41.5 | at one 30 p.m. the guy goes no no for two yeah and right i can't move because he's throwing my beard |
0:48.2 | i'll start like be like wait what's what's happening right now the barber doesn't really barber |
0:51.7 | understands he did like he thought he goes, do you, |
0:56.2 | he goes, no, no, no. Are you here for, he goes, he's like, correctly understood the guy |
1:02.6 | didn't understand what he was asking, but didn't understand he misunderstood that he said Juan. |
1:05.7 | And then the guy goes, oh, but like, are you, uh, with one? |
1:14.5 | And the guy goes, no, with two, pointed him and his son. |
1:10.9 | They both want haircuts. Right. Yeah. And I'm sitting there being like, oh, my God, my brain's going to fucking explode. If you guys go, they still, they left. They still never figured out. And when I can move. They left? Yeah, yeah. appointment and left because he couldn't figure out this who's on first shit that was going on? |
1:27.7 | They didn't have an appointment. They couldn't take walk-in, so he went to another barbershop. because he couldn't figure out this who's on first shit that was going on? They didn't have an appointment. |
1:29.0 | They couldn't take walk-in. |
1:29.9 | So he went to another barbershop. |
1:25.7 | They figured that part out. But they had not communicated that, no, I mean, Juan. They did not understand. Nobody knew that he was saying one. It was just like, anyway. It's like, I love life. It's always filming stuff like that happens in real life. |
1:27.7 | You know, it's a nice little treat. |
1:28.7 | Yeah. |
1:30.4 | So, uh, it's a nice little treat. |
1:45.9 | Yeah. |
1:46.9 | So stuff that exists in our universe when we're talking about. |
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