What's up, everybody, welcome back and happy, I guess, skeers day to you, and also a dubiously

happy early birthday to America. We're ringing it in a hell of fashion this week. I'm Trey. That's

Mark. How you doing, Mark? Yeah, Trey, what would you do for your last birthday?

Right. Yeah, it's a good point. Yes. The president we've given America for this birthday is just,

you know, tearing apart from the foundations up. So was the, uh, the, the quote from the office

Christmas party episode. Happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry, your party sucks.

I'm having a good one, Matt.

I missed gendered a dog earlier in some pretty hilarious fashion.

I was walking my dog and she was making friends with another dog, like a bass and hound.

And you rarely see a done castrated dog, right?

Right.

Dog had big junk. I said my dog's name's

fanny I'm like oh fanny for a boy and he goes oh it's a girl she just had puppies and I was

like well that's a oh so I just like oh you're I just implied your dog got a fat cooter yeah yeah

a very yes that's yeah that's a that's a dog coder if you interpreted it the other way. So yeah. Yeah, yeah. So a good start. Here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go. So I'm going to do some international news around, politics before we get to the show. So over in Japan, they're having a gubernatorial election for, I guess, Tokyo has a governor. And they had a lot of novelty candidates over there. There's a guy

running for a Tokyo governor who's running as Joaquin Phoenix is the Joker. And his platform,

he gave a speech of the night delivering his platform, which is to legalize polygamy and to

require women to pay for half their bill on dates.

Finally, someone says it.

And he got interrupted by another candidate named the AI mayor, who I guess is outsource us all.

There's a couple of these guys, he's got running in England, too, who's going to outsource his whole platform to an AI.

I don't understand why God made these people who stuck us with him. But the Joker guy, the cops, he put up a bunch of campaign posters of him with the naked ladies. And the cops made him take him down. If you got this picture of the Joker posing with the naked lady posters, Matt, you throw it up there. There you go. Just the Joker was, like, I just want everybody to know it's not just us. He's like this. Oh, no. I think people know that Japan is also pretty wild, at least in certain way. I mean, this seems, this is like, I don't know, it seems like it's straight out of a Japanese game show to me. But, you know, it's real life. I got to say if he wants to do polygamy, but also require women to pay their half, and it's like he's kind of spreading the cost out a little more. You know what I mean? It's not just one woman with half of it. It's five or six. Does he pay one half and they split the other half or they split it six ways? That's the, these are my questions for this. I look at as a A true men's rights platform where a guy goes on a date with five women and they have to pay for half their own dinner and then each pay for a fifth of his.

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