what's up everybody welcome back happy skews day to you and happy april fool's day as well

not that anybody gives a shit anymore other than people who just want others to briefly think

that they're pregnant or something like that you know never been a big fan fan of April Fool's Day myself, but it's just a day for lying and, and, and I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I have, I have friends who work on prank who worked on prank shows. So I watched a few of them with support. I'm like, all these are just assault. Either you're just simple assault or you're stealing someone shit.

That's what a prank is.

Yeah.

So, yeah, April.

April fools, everybody.

The real joke is American society.

American society's functioning fine.

April fools.

April fools.

Yeah, today we're talking about lawyers, Pokemon Go protests, the upcoming elections on when you guys are watching this today, April Fool's.

But first, I want to talk about, remember a couple of weeks ago we talked about like all the state legislatures trying to ban chemtrails?

I call it preemptively the most successful legislation of all time.

Got another example that state rep in Texas by the name of Stan Gerdes has introduced something called the Furries Act,

which stands for forbidding unlawful representation of role playing in education.

They will prohibit non-human behavior in Texas schools, including litter boxes, tails,

leashes, collars, and other accessories designed for pets.

So you can't, no collars means you can't be golf in Texas anymore.

Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises. So I guess you can't do the Arsenio in a Texas high school. Not that any kids are doing that nowadays. You also can't lick yourself. So what if I get chocolate on my shirt, Trey? Well, I don't know. Better figure something else out. Something non-woke, some non-wote way to get rid of that chocolate off your hand. This is, so, yeah, I know what you, comparing it to the Kim Trail thing. It's like, oh, they're, you know, as they love to do, solving a problem that doesn't exist. So after this, if this passes, it'll be like, say, there's no more litter boxes in schools anymore when there never was.

But we talked before about how the actual, because a lot of times a lot of this lunacy is based in like a kernel of truth.

And the kernel of truth with the litter boxes was like a school shooter emergency response

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