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Weekly Skews

Weekly Skews - 1/02/24 – Happy Skew Year!

Weekly Skews

Trae Crowder, Mark Agee, and Matt Hildreth

Politics, Comedy, News Commentary, News

5608 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Well it’s 2024, Skewers, and things are as dumb as ever. Tonight, Travis Irvine fills in for Smart Mark as we break down some of the dumber things happening in America at present, including but not limited to: Trump’s butt smell, NYC’s lunatic mayor, Green Day’s commie agenda, an insane St. Louis cop story, and more. Join us. Support the show

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0:00.0

What's up, everybody, welcome back and happy skew year to you.

0:12.9

That's right.

0:13.5

It is January 2nd, the year of our fake lord 2024.

0:16.8

I'm Trey Crowder.

0:17.6

That is not, as you probably already ascertained.

0:20.4

Smart Mark. He's having some issues with the big move to his new apartment he's doing.

0:25.3

He was running behind so he couldn't make it.

0:27.4

So we called in at the last minute and he was nice enough to join us, friend of the show.

0:30.7

Y'all know him.

0:31.2

You love him, Mr. Travis Irvine.

0:32.6

How you doing, T.Rav?

0:34.4

Hello, T.

0:35.9

Happy skew year to you. Yeah, I'm allowed to be in the Christmas spirit for like one more week. So I'm wearing this hat until Valentine's Day if I can. Oh, yeah. You're a big Christmas guy. You like to stretch. You like to stretch the Christmas spirit out as long as you can. As long as I can. And we were talking before the show, obviously, number one new comedy in America, Killer Raccoons 2, Dark Christmas in the Dark, one of the only movies I've made, one of two movies I've made that has Trey as a guest role in it. But we had a great holiday season. Killer Raccoons 2 was on Tooby this year, and we were knocking it out of the park. Gen Z loves Killer Rcoons too. So I'm going to stay in the holiday spirit until next year. Got those TikTok kids on board. That's important. It's important. Good for you. Yeah. So for all you skewers out there, Mark, he wants everybody to know that when he does make it back, he was hoping to debut it tonight. but him and his wife are moving to a new apartment, which means he's going to have new wallpaper.

1:32.1

Travis, you don't know this, but Mark's wallpaper is very popular here in the skew universe.

1:37.8

The skewers love Mark's wallpaper, and it is no more because he's leaving that apartment, but he's going to a new one, And he's got a new wallpaper for what his wife picked out, a new wallpaper for y'all that I've seen. And I think you will enjoy it. But you're going to have to wait with bated breath until next week when he comes back to see what he's got in store for you. So you've got that to look forward to. But, Travis, I wanted to ask you just to, you know, being the spirit of the season a little bit, I wanted to ask you about just New

2:04.1

years in general. I know, obviously, you love Christmas, but like, where are you at on New Year's? You big New Year's guy, where does New Year's fall in the Pantheon of holidays for you personally? age. You end to it? It drops off pretty hard for me after Christmas. Yeah, New Year's is one where I think

2:20.1

the more you build up expectations for it, the worse it's going to be. So my mantra for New Year's

2:25.5

for pretty much since senior year of high school when I was going to tell my then high school

2:30.5

girlfriend that I loved her and then she ran off with some other guy that night.

2:34.8

I don't prepare that hard for New Year's anymore. I just enjoy where I am and the people I'm with and then I get a good night's sleep. Yeah, it's kind of, it's sort of like your, your birthday sort of where it's like, you know, do you feel any different? You know what I mean? You're a year older. And you're like, I feel the same way I felt yesterday.

2:51.2

It's sort of the same way with a, but with a new year, though. Are you a, are you a resolution guy? You got any resolutions for us? I mean, I gave up on that too. I do have like annual goals. I also gave up on that years ago. But I believe in like having goals for the year. you make kind of a wish list, a visionary board, if you will, of sorts. So I believe in, you know, new beginnings. Actually, that was something cool about this particular. New Year's only happens every hundred years. But the number sequence there on December 31st, 2023 was 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3.

3:24.7

And all the numerologists say it's got a lot of good energy behind it.

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