Hello everybody and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

We can review episode, my name is Taylor Rockwell, I remembered to introduce the show and myself,

all that remains is to introduce my co-host, a man who never over celebrates regardless

of the first goal of the 13th goal. It's Mr. Ryan Bailey. Hello Ryan.

Greetings Tatey, how are you on this fine Monday? I'm awake, so that's a start. That's one thing.

That's important. Yeah, this is the earliest we've ever recorded the weekend review,

which is not that big of a video, it's not like we're recording at 5am, it's just normally recorded around 11.

Today it's 9am and I think that makes me slightly sharper, slightly more alert and ready to go.

I hope at least we'll find out if that ends up being the case.

Maybe we should just be like professional soccer players and only work between like 9 and 11 a.m. every day.

That's the dream. I would be okay with that except that then I would have to run a lot and then I would be at a shape

and then I would sweat and pant and look bad and be red faced all the time. I don't know, I don't know if I need that in my life right?

Yeah, let's not do that. Okay, let's instead talk about all the action that was from this past weekend to do so in honor of Ramalulu Kaku scoring for Inter Milan.

We're going to go back to the Ramalulu Kaku thumbs up thumbs down system of evaluating the weekend.

We had some people point out on Reddit that that was a fun sort of lighthearted way to approach the weekend review.

So we're going to go to the Kaku index.

Yes, that's exactly what it is. It's an official thing. We're going to get it registered. It's a whole system we're working on.

But we're going to be talking about lots of different games. Mostly, well, actually I should say all from Europe, no majorly soccer on today's show,

but a lot of games on the continent and then a lot of a Premier League soccer because there was lots going on in the Premier League.

Ryan, let's start with maybe the big one from yesterday, at least I think it was the big one. Chelsea won Liverpool 2, who is thumbs up, who is thumbs down for you?

I'm going to say thumbs down to Chelsea's back line and their defending Tate.

I think that's probably fair. And it's especially fair when you say it with that tone.

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