Hello and welcome everybody to a weekend review edition of The Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell on today's episode.

Pet Lardo Rance at his staff and Antonio Conte screams in joy as Spurs get the win against City and

Harry Kane is once again top boy.

Dortmund

it knocked six past a Gladbach team in some strife, but Geo Rana's hamstring injury means that USM&T fans have lost all hope in life. Athletic Club get three points in gloating rights in their best derby win, while Michaela Moore would prefer never to watch her teams lost to the USWNT ever again. There's wins for Manganet and Barsa

plus losses for PSG and Intair

in our final roundup.

But before we can talk about that, I should introduce my hosts. First up, is the man who knows Midge Purse in any lineup is how it's got to be. Let's say hello to my buddy, Mr. Joe Lowry. Oh, Taylor, the rhymes today are so good. Man, you were filling in for Ryan very admirably to start this thing off.

Thank you, my friend. Thank you very much. Thank you for watching the She Believes Cup. We did not talk about the USA's opening game, but we will be talking about their big win. Joe Larry, nice to watch the U.S. women's national team once again, huh? It was. It really was. it had been a while for me dating back to really when we last digested them at the Olympics,

Yumi and Jordan.

I actually went to... again, huh? It was. It really was. It had been a while for me dating back to really when we last

digested them at the Olympics. You me and Jordan. I actually went back and listened to one of our

episodes from the Olympics. And we were down on a team that was down, justifiably. And now they're

back, baby. Scoring five goals, three own goals in one game. Man, things are looking up.

All right. I look forward to talking about that and many of the things.

With us as well is a good Scottish lad who knows Billy Gilmore will never play bad.

Even if he scored a hat trick of own goals against his men, he'd still be loved by Mr. Graham Ruffman.

That love is unconditional for Billy Gilmore. You're absolutely right. I like how talking about

the anomaly of three own goals in one game, I like how last week on listener questions, we came up with

all sorts of weird and wonderful hat tricks and yet none of us came up with a hat trick of own

goals because that seemed a little too far-fetched and I can't quite believe it happened in real life. And it's even more insulting that I believe it was a perfect hat trick. I believe it was right foot, left foot and a header. So it was a perfect hat trick of own goals at that. I feel very bad for Michaela Moore. As I said, we'll talk about that one. But we're going to start

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