Hello everyone, thank you for electing to hit play on this episode of the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Ryan Bailey, I'm temporarily taking the reins of the weekend review while your

friend and my tailor rock well seized through an important familial duty he started about

nine months ago.

Over the next hour or so we'll be discussing how Josie Marinho got his groove back, how

Diego Jota is pulling in the slack and how Milan accrues thanks to Zlat and so close to

rhyming that one so close.

Joining me on this wild Monday ride is friend of the show and the greatest thing to come

out of Scotland sits the television, the telephone, penicillin, the bicycle and Andrew Robertson's

left foot.

It's Graham, rather than Graham, how are you sir?

That's quite some company to keep there right and I'm good, how are you?

Very good indeed and I had this teacher Graham when I was younger at school who was Scottish

and he claimed that like Scotland invented everything and we'd say like no way you did

like the television or like yet we invented it, you know the telephone yet we invented

it and he's went on and on and Scotland did seem to invent everything we use in modern

society.

That is definitely true, we also invented football, the English, you know can't claim that

one if you check the history books that's ours and we also invented binge drinking so

you're welcome world.

Oh those are two of my favourite things, that's crazy, amazing.

Well hang on I did see a TV show on Netflix called The English Game, you telling me there's

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