Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our weekend review.

Yes, we're looking back on a weekend where Real Madrid continued to gather acclaim.

The atmosphere was far from tame, and Antoine Griesman played an entire game.

In the Riviera Derby, things weren't quite as loco as the difference was made by a headow from

Makoko.

Arsenal Men City, both earned a big dub as Huangmin's son hit a hat trick that was pretty

good for a sub.

In Italy, Napoli continued to rain and Juventus felt more pain while in Germany.

Union Berlin stay at the top as Bayern Munich continue to flop.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today is a man who's very proud to see Jordan Pfeck tearing it up at the

summit of the Bundesliga and looking forward to see what he can do in this international

break, right?

Taylor Rockwell, he's playing this week, right?

I mean, that was a phenomenal introduction. The energy was high. The jokes were great. And then you had to make me sad at the end there. Thanks for that, Ryan Bailey, because Jordan Peefuck, not in the U.S. squad, is scoring goals, is near the top of the Bundesliga or at the top of the Bundesliga. A fun way to start the Monday is Ryan Bailey rhyming and then slamming my national team at the same

time. To embrace my inner Seinfeld, what's the deal with Jordan Peefock not being in this

international roster, Taylor? I don't know. I suspect that that will be a question that Greg Burrhalter

is asked several times during this camp. Indeed, we shall get to that shortly. But in the

meantime, Taylor, joining us as a man who had a pie at a soccer game this week, so he's very, very content today. Graham Rutherland, tell us all about the boozy middle class looking pastry that you posted on Twitter, please. Oh, it was good. It was very good. And I phoned ahead to ask what the specialty pie was going to be. So I knew not to to have too bigger lunch before I went to the football. They told me it was going to be a shredded chili chicken with honey and peppercorn sauce pie, and it was incredible. It was so good. Slightly disappointed. I thought the deal with Footy Scrant following me now is that I don't have to tag them in my tweets

they just automatically pick them up

but it didn't get retweeted by Foothscan so I'll need to get a better picture I'm going to bring a little plastic knife to cut the pie in half next time so you can see the filling and then hopefully Footie Scrant I'll pick it up rewind a second Graham did you say you got a heads up as to what pie was coming before you arrived at the stadium.

Have you got like a pie spy?

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