Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review.

After Jude Bellingham bagged a goal that was vital, Real Madrid a dead cert to win the Spanish title.

We were treated to a goal-packed classical.

And who would have thought Lucas Vasquez would end up being the star of the show?

Elsewhere, Coventry almost had a historic day when Man United gave a three-goal lead away.

Hudgey Wright kept the sky blues dreaming before a Hoyland penalty did the job of redeeming.

For Eric Ten Haag, it wasn't big and it wasn't clever.

It might have been the most embarrassing

win ever. Elsewhere, Manciti ensured another derby final in the FA Cup and by a Levikusen

kept their undefeated stick up. My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today, PowerTrio, once again,

ladies and gentlemen led by Mr Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan Bailey. I loved that introduction and hated it simultaneously. Well done to you,

Sarah Dough of the Cap. I thought of you fondly this weekend, Ryan. Would you like to know why?

Is it PG? It is. I was playing in our adult league here in Richmond, our Sunday league,

and there was a midfielder for the other team wearing purple shorts, and that was not what drew me to him. It was the crest on those purple shorts because it was it was Wimbledon. Yes, sir, there's the gasp. And so I said, is that Wimbledon on your shorts? And he said, oh, good knowledge. And what I was struck by, the reason why I'm bringing this up is to ask you a question. He had the exact same accent as you, which makes me wonder,

is there like a Wimbledon accent? Do you get that in that area? Or is it more so just a loose

conglomeration of different accents? Actually, it's just standard English how it's supposed to be

spoken. So we prefer to claim that it's accentless, actually. Yes, yes, my mistake. How did I not see this coming? Of course, of course. He did say, good on you for knowing that they exist, to which I respond. Yeah, I have a friend who won't shut up about them. It was pretty much how I responded. And that was a nice way to begin about that game. Yeah, there you go. You're referring to me in the instance. I was. I was. I didn't feel like getting into, yeah,

do a podcast with a guy, like in the middle of a game when I think a goal kick was about to be taken. And you are, Fred, so it all works out. Oh, lovely. Very nice, Taylor. Thank you for that. Joe Lowry also with us. Hi, Joe.

How was your weekend?

It was Wimbledon shortless.

That's for sure.

I was going to make fun,

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