Welcome to the total soccer show and our weekend review.

Liverpool continued to be world class as they battled Chelsea en masse and won at Wembley thanks to Shimmie.

The Premier League title will go to the last day as Man City failed to keep West Ham at Bay.

For Everton, things were going fine until they started the game with 11 and ended with 9.

Elsewhere, Melander on course for Scudetto Glory, Harland ended his Dortmund story,

and Sam Kerr brought the Women's FA Cup Fiore, almost rhymes.

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today a man who can locate the place he lives in on a map which sets him apart from Jack Greenish. Taylor Rockwell, hello. I hope I can. Pressure's on now. Ryan, I am sad that we're coming to the end of the season because I feel like you are like hitting your stride in the rhyming introductions. That was phenomenal, my friend. Even the like the slant rhyme at the end.

Still amazing. Oh, you're too kind, sir. You're too kind. Did you happen to catch Jack Grealish and the clip of him try, or being asked to identify Birmingham on the map of England, which is just point to the middle of England. He said, he comes around the corner and looks at the map. He says, what is that, England?

And then a pause, I've got no chance when asked to look for his hometown. He said, he comes around a corner and looks at the map and he says, what is that, England?

And then a pause, I've got no chance when asked to look for his hometown. Yikes. I mean, on the one hand, I would love to like mock that. And I do assume that you all are taught geography at a pretty young age like we are. Like I think I had to learn all states and capitals in like third or fourth grade. but even so, Jet Grrealish, I'm going to assume school not a priority for him from a fairly young age. So I can't be too upset with him because I'm sure he can't point to something on a map, but at the same time knows the intricacies of everything about football that PEP Cordiola has ever asked him to memorize. and you got to make some space in your brain somehow.

I guess geography was where Grealish found some space. Yeah.

That video is a big blow to Britain's kind of self-pride because one of our favorite pastimes, Britain's pastimes, is to watch those Jimmy Kimmel videos that he asks Americans to point to certain things on a map of America,

and we all go, ha-ha, yeah, yeah, stupid Americans.

Oh, no, Jack Grelish, what are you doing?

And in fair, England and the United States, the exact same landmass and size.

So it makes sense that they would both struggle.

It's like the size of Florida.

Come on, Jack.

Come on, come on.

Anyway, also joining us to a man whose analysis hits like a Jack Greelish volley, keeping the Greelish theme going. Joe Lowry, Arizona, Joe. Good day to you, sir. Good day to you, Ryan. What a goal that was as well. It's a pretty well-hit strike and uses the ground, I guess. I'm not sure that was intentional, but it works out in the end. I also just like how, going back to the Jack Grillish map thing, he could probably point to Tallahassee if you gave him a map of Florida or Orlando or Tampa, because it seems like everyone from the United Kingdom loves Florida more than they love anything else in the world. Confirmed.

I'll check in with our fourth member of the team here, Graham Rutherland.

That's true, right?

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