Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

Few people in soccer this weekend got a bigger look of reproach than the man who is, for now,

Man United's coach.

Spurs dominated the United side who looked lethargic once again.

Does Ten Haag now have less distance to run than Mickey Van de Venn.

In Germany we saw something very rare by Levikuss and drawing a game and not winning it with flair.

By Munich have now waved goodbye to their winning spree and now they might be a bit worried about that hurricane injury.

And in Spain it was a 1-1 draw between Madrid's two biggest fighters in a game that had to be stopped when fans showered the goldmouth with lighters. Adletti and Madrid managed to squeeze in all of the chaos they could. But what's the soccer on display? Actually any good. My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today is your friend. It's my friend. It's Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Ryan Bailey. I'm going to do my best Diego Simione impression with less intensity

and say that obviously no one should ever throw anything out of the pitch and that shouldn't have happened, but it is Thibault Cortois's fault for existing and standing there and I guess not stopping it from happening. I'm not entirely sure how it's his fault, but somehow it was. Yeah, and he did a thing like we should all be responsible for our actions on the field, and he went, even me.

All right. Which part of your buddy were you pointing to at that time? Very good. Excellent stuff. Also joining us, Taylor, we have Graham Rutherland here. Hello, Graham. Hello, Ryan Bailey. I actually didn't catch Simeone's post-match comments, but did he at least compliment

Tebowortois's form in carrying a bag of poo off the pitch, which is

a thing that actually happened in this game.

What?

Is that real? I mentioned that there were lighters, and I think coins were

throwing onto the pitch pitch and let's just

say there was a bag of what looked to be very dubious contents also thrown onto the pitch that

Cortois had to remove so not ideal okay I mean at least the people didn't leave it on the side of the road

I'm assuming they had their poop bag with them they picked it up because you know you you got to clean up

after your where else are you supposed to throw it yeah exactly exactly same page Graham same page is that you know like the got to clean up after your... Well, where else are you supposed to throw it? Yeah, exactly, exactly.

Same page, Graham, same page.

Is that, you know, like, the one man and his dog going to watch a soccer game? Do they have, like, dogs at the Wanda Nara Stadium? Is that what's going on here, Graham? Was it human? Potentially, yes. That's the explanation, I think, we're going to go to you. human.

Anyway, we should veer away from this very quickly.

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