Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our weekend review.

Yes, we're looking back on a classical that left Barcer fans unhappy, including champagne

pappy, as Drake saw his big steak flake while Big Ben's Ferry and Rodrigo left the Brow Grana

in their wake. And it was a no-go for Pep and Co as Mo stole the show.

Liverpool's win might have had greater finesse,

if not for the choices of a man named Nunes.

Elsewhere, the Galaxy continued their playoff spell.

The penalties weren't that great for RASL?

Arsenal, Napoli and Union Berlin remain in their table-topping groove.

Killing Mbapé says he doesn't want to move and Yuvay still got plenty to prove.

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today a man who's played the same amount of classicals as

Real Madrid's Aidan Azard. Taylor Rockwell, hello.

I saw that stat today and it made me laugh and laugh.

And now I'm laughing even more.

Hi, Ryan Bailey.

Why are you laughing at the misfortune of Eden as Arta, it's not a joke?

I think, I mean, it's kind of a joke.

I think mostly just because it is a permanent reminder that signing a player for way

too much money to come into a squad that is already very good doesn't necessarily mean they're going to get better and the team is going to get better. It means you might have to pay that player a lot of money. And you would have thought that maybe that lesson would have been driven home with Gareth Bale. But now they've got two and I guess now they've got one. Maybe Real Madrid will learn that lesson long term. Probably not though. There's been been eight Classicos since Azar moved to Madrid. Both he and you, I'm defeated in Classicos. That's the read I'm taking from it. Hey, I'll take that. Yeah, no draws, no losses. I'm doing great so far. There we go. We're all doing great. Joining us, Taylor, a man who'd never try to go out alone if he had a three-on-one

situation and the chance to make it two-nil.

Is that right, Graham Rutherland?

I like to think that I would have the vision to spot other people within my vicinity.

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