Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review.

My name is Ryan Bailey, and on this episode, we're having a threesome to discuss the red-hot action of the last few days.

First up, joining me, we have a man who has never blown a trumpet at the climax of the action.

I'm of course alluding to Athletic Clubs Asia Via Libre and nothing else

at all. It's Taylor Rockwell. Taylor, how are you, sir? I am doing well. I have not played trumpet

since I was 12 years old and I was instructed to maybe not play so much during the recital.

That's my trumpet experience via Libre much better at it than I. I'm reading no euphemism into

that statement whatsoever. And joining Taylor

and I right now is a man who would never get a bit messy by finishing too soon. I'm alluding, of course, to Leo Messi getting a red card in the Spanish supercopper. It's Graham Rubford. Graham, hello. Hi, Ryan. I'm really not sure what to say to that. So I'm just going to say hello, and I hope you're well.

I'm very well and I'm delighted by the reaction to my intro from both of you. Wonderful stuff. We've got plenty of games we'll be talking about today. We've got the biggest class in English soccer or the biggest disappointment in English soccer. If we're going to call it that, Liverpool against Manchester United. We got the Black Country Derby, which is the biggest game for people with an accent who sound like Ozzy Osbourne. We've got the Derby de Talia coming up. We're going to talk about that into Milan, taking on Juventus, as they did on Sunday. And the aforementioned, euphemism-filled Spanish Super Copa, we're going to deal with that as well later on in the show. Before we get to the

action, gents, Graham, there's something I've got to talk to you about. I've been looking at your

Instagram feed and there's a delightful video of your young daughter who is watching the TV and it's

your good lady wife on the TV who is a newsreader in Scotland saying, oh look, there's mummy on the

TV. And the picture on the TV, Graham, it newsreader in Scotland, saying, oh, look, there's mummy on the TV. And the

picture on the TV, Graham, it changes, it cuts away to an image of Boris Johnson, the British

Prime Minister, at which point your youngest says, Daddy. Now, I've seen both what you and Boris Johnson

look like. Would you care to elaborate on the situation that unfolded in this Instagram video? Well, I've seen both what you and Boris Johnson look like. Would you care to elaborate on the

situation that unfolded in this Instagram video? Well, I personally don't see the comparison other

than maybe we both share a like for not combing our hair, but I can't imagine. I can imagine

there are a few children in the UK shouting daddy at the TV when Boris Johnson comes on. Sophie is not alone in that, but I hope there's nothing in it unlike the others. I just, I thought it was adorable because it was actually your wife, her mom, right? Yeah, that's right, yeah. And so I just like that then she looked at the camera, which I'm assuming was you and was just like oh i want him to be included well that's obviously daddy and it worked really

really well because there is the similarity for sure is there i'm not sure not even a little bit

right good okay uh my my my my dad that was filming actually so yeah yeah yeah i i've never been so offended but also

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