Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review.

It was a weekend where KDB was key as Man City made United take the knee,

where a loss for Jesse Marsh might have been harsh,

where the Queen City had a home opener to look pretty, but they lost, what a pity.

Where Napoli looked at the title race and had the chance to seize, but for now it's looking

Milanese. And where it wasn't so nice for PSG is niece, use some elbow grease to fleece lesparisians.

That was so close to rhyming, so, so close. My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today is a man who would never have 217 unread text

messages on his phone because 216 unread tech messages is his limit. Is that right, Taylor

Rogwell? It's probably more than that right now. It's 227 as of this morning. So on the socials

listener, if you look, Taylor posted a screenshot of a conversation with Tommy Scoops, in which you could see he had 216 unread text messages. I had to lay down for a minute when I saw that. Admittedly, a good, like, half of them, because I checked. A good half of them are from my indoor soccer team with everyone just confirming whether or not they will be there. And I just sort of see that and keep on going. Are there a hundred people on your indoor team, Taylor? No, it's like, it's like two years of games that I've just been like, uh-huh, yep, I'll be there. Like not really checking marked. But a lot of them are just like, okay, sounds good. Like thumbs up. And when they do the like heart emoji that comes through as a text. So a lot of it is just like conversations that have

ended or temporarily paused. thumbs up and when they do the like heart emoji that comes through as a text so a lot of it is

just like conversations that have ended or temporarily paused but either way I'm good with it

because it made Ryan anxious okay I'm sitting down I'm gonna ask you a very important question

how many unread g-mails do you have like more than you can possibly fathom

four or five figures uh it's probably four figures. All right. Let's see here. I think it's only three figures. Oh, three figures. None. In your face. In your face. The app is updated. But I can tell you there's like 50 or 60 probably. Oh, wow. Over the weekend. It know We've just done an edit point there This is two hours later When I've just woken up from my shock That I fell into there from Taylor's Who are you not answering? Oh, okay, I've got so many questions We should get to it at another time But for now joining us is a man who is sharp-witted and quick to respond, which is why we call him Graham, nothing like Man United's defence, Ruffman. Thank you, Ryan Bailey. That's maybe the greatest compliment you've ever paid me. And it's just a shame that it has come at the expense of Taylor Rockwell's team. Is it? Treadful.

You're very welcome.

I should be nice at you if that's the best I've ever done for you, Graham. I'm so sorry. I mean, yeah. You've heard you talk to Graham, right? All right. All right. I'm reflecting on my own shortcomings after seeing yours and your unread text messages. I understand. Let's swing it over to the man who is completing our lineup,

a man who comes out swinging more often an Austin FC this season. All right, I, right, Joe Larry. Oh, nice Matthew McConaughey there, Ryan. Yeah, 10 goals in two games granted, and this is a hard granted against FC Cincinnati and Inter Miami. Still, man, a fun start to the year for Austin, a fun start to this show. Let's do this thing, fellas. Let's do this thing indeed. We are going to be talking about MLS later on, including Charlotte FC's home opener, which at least 50% of total soccer show was physically present for. How exciting. I've also got a Manchester Derby. you've got some action in Syria and we'll round up all the other leagues as per yuge. We do start off on a slightly more somber note,

though, with the news from Mexico from Ligramekies over the weekend. Ligramacki's being suspended

after dozens were injured as fights broke out on the pitch in the game between Catarro and Atlas.

At least 26 people were injured, according to the most recent reports I saw this morning,

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