Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

Manchester is red and Pep is feeling blue after city fell apart again.

And Armadialo broke through.

United booked a late win and none of them can grouch, well except for Marcus Rashford watching from his couch.

Elsewhere, Chelsea gained in the title race, Arsenal and Liverpool dropped their points tally pace,

Palace put Brighton in their place, and Southampton and Leicester stank up the place.

The key takeaway from our La Liga title race check-in is that none of the teams seem to want to win.

Barcelona fell at home in disappointing circumstances while Ravei Akano halted Rao-Madrid's advances. And in Germany, Bayern Munich's defeat might need an explainer and will heap praise on a banger by Giorana. My name's Ryan Bailey. Power Trier with you today. Taylor Rockwell, hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan Bailey. We are sad not to have Graham Ruthman with us. Joe and I had a

conversation before Ryan joined us for recording about how are we going to fill the Graham Ruffman void because he watches so much soccer. I don't know if Joe and I combined could watch as much as Graham does. I'm not sure how he does it. You have teed it up to make it sound like Graham has died. He just moved house and is busy. That's all, just to clarify for listening

to Taylor.

I'm relieved then.

Thank you for that clarification.

I wasn't sure, but now I am.

Now you are.

Yes, yes.

Well, yes, Graham, we will miss his seven screen multi-watching capabilities

that he teams to do every weekend.

How do we think he does it? Because I can understand watching two at once, sort of, because there are so many little stoppages and slowdowns that you can sort of jump back and forth. But once it gets to the seven, I don't know how he's doing it. If he's like minority reporting it, if he's floating in a tank and just sort of observing it all having it all come into his veins i don't really know but graham is special it's a i think

he's involving ai somehow he's training some i think he's got a model of some sort that

watches all the games for him who knows maybe it's just very smart joe lowre hello joe hey fellas

it is lovely to see and hear both of you this morning.

I think, I think, first of all, any person who watches two soccer games at once is psychotic.

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