Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review.

We're looking back on a weekend where Arsenal's 100% record came to an end as Ten Hags United start to transcend.

Where Liverpool and Everton ended even and across the league, VAR gave us very little to believe in.

Where Milan had flair, Giroux had great hair, and Raphael Liao was everywhere,

and the Derby de la Madonina was an intense a fear, an intense a fear,

and where Bayern Munich can only draw a robber were quite poor,

and Glasgow Rangers were left feeling a little sore by the Celtic Park score.

My name's Ryan Bailey, giving up a sizable part of his Labor Day to join us today, a man who should be doing dad things outside right now, Taylor Rockwell. Have you been to Home Depot today? What time you're grilling out, Taylor? I mean, that might be happening later on this afternoon, but I was pretty pleased leaving the house when it was already like 86 degrees outside to not be doing manual labor in the yard but credit to those who are and credit to you Ryan Bailey for your I'm going to assume in inspired by the

Merseyside Derby going with the Merseyside accent is that what you're going

with with a fierd I think we went to me a queenimby, intents your fear. I can't quite tell what that was, I apologize. Are you wearing white today, Taylor? It is Labor Day, or thereafter, you're not allowed to wear white. I understand as the rules. I am not. I'm wearing a navy blue shirt that has white cream cheese spilled on it from my daughter when I left for the day. So I guess in that way, I'm sort of honoring the holiday. No further questions, Your Honor. Also here, a man who is admired from Kiev to Carla. I went to hug her. She was eating a bagel with cream cheese on it. I didn't realize, as toddlers do, that she had cream cheese everywhere, because that's how they eat. And so when I went to hug her, I got like, it's almost a comical impression of a toddler because there was that much stuff to be spilled. Taylor, you're a grown-up. If you spill some food on you, you could admit it was you, okay? I would admit that I didn't notice it until I went to a store on the way to the office and then looked down to realize that I was covered in filth, this guy.

A story of my life. Joining us, Taylor, a man who's admired from Kiev to Carlisle.

Graham Rutherland, would you care to explain that reference I just made?

Yes, that is a term that was used by our new prime Minister, Liz Truss. She was describing Boris Johnson

and said that he is admired from Kiev to Kiv to Carlisle, notably stopping short of the

Scottish border, which felt quite apt because finding some Boris Johnson fans in Scotland

is difficult and it is certainly not

Labor Day in the UK today. It's Tory Day. Every day has been Tory Day for the past 10 years it feels

like. It is interesting Graham because Carlisle as you know is like a mile from the Scottish border

which is quite amusing. But also if you did go from Kiev to Carlisle, I think you could

go by air and not actually hit any of the UK until you get to Carlisle. So it's also quite accurate.

Yeah. I mean, I feel like Liz Truss will say things that are not so accurate over the course

of her premiership. Let's see how long that premiershiphip lasts, but absolutely it felt quite apt that she chose

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