Weekend Review! Man City's latest silverware, Chelsea's lack of flair and Chicharito's three-goal affair!
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Ryan, Taylor and Graham convene for a look back at the weekend that was!
- West Ham vs Chelsea: The Blues dealt a crucial blow to David Moyes in the battle for fourth place with their ‘professional’ (read: ‘slightly boring’) style!
- Leeds vs Man Utd: It was honors even at Elland Road, where Marcelo Bielsa appears to have adapted his style to face the big boys.
- Manchester City vs Tottenham: The Spurs trophy cabinet will continue to collect dust as Man City pull off the biggest 1-0 thrashing in the history of the game!
- LA Galaxy vs. NY Red Bulls: Another MLS match day, another five-goal thriller! Defending was optional in a fantastically entertaining match in Carson, CA.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Total Soccer Show. |
| 0:21.6 | My name is Ryan Bailey. |
| 0:22.6 | This is the weekend review where we're going to talk cup finals. |
| 0:26.6 | Champions League qualification will likely have a Bielsa loving because that's what we do |
| 0:31.6 | and we'll be discussing another MLS Gold Fest. |
| 0:34.6 | Joining me to do so is a man who's not reportedly agreed to become the new Bayern Munich coach because he's not Julian Nagelsman, Taylor Rockwell. I mean, yet is what I would like to throw in there. We'll see how it all plays out. But yes, at time of recording, it does feel like Nagelsman has the slight edge over me. I thought you were saying you were not yet Julian Nagelsman, as if you were going to transform into him at some point, Taylor. I mean, I've got to change the whole wardrobe up at that point. I've got to be way more baby-faced, which is going to be a problem for me. So I've got some work to do. I've got my work out for me. Julian Argozman is never growing a beard any way near the might of yours. He isn't shaved since he was born. That is a fact. And speaking of someone who hasn't shaved since he was born, joining Taylor and I, |
| 1:12.7 | it's a man who's not covering more than 90% of Mezzit-Uzzle's 350k a week salary |
| 1:19.4 | because he's not Arsenal Football Club. |
| 1:21.3 | Graham Rutherland. Sorry about that shot there, Graham. |
| 1:23.3 | I knew it was coming. I knew it was coming. |
| 1:25.1 | And the hurtful thing is it's actually accurate. |
| 1:30.1 | I cannot match Taylor Rockwell in the facial hair stakes, that is for sure. |
| 1:35.9 | Nobody can. Nobody can and nobody ever will. And that's absolutely fine, Graham. |
| 1:39.5 | But I snuck in there a reference to Meza Erzell's wages being paid by Arsenal to a rate of more than |
| 1:44.8 | 90% until June. That's David Onstein at the Athletic reporting that that's fun, isn't it? |
| 1:50.6 | As if Arsenal don't have enough on their plate. Yeah, that Super League, again, really could |
| 1:56.7 | have helped a few clubs out, Inter Arsenal, Real Madrid, Barcelona. Yep, they needed that. They needed that cash. |
| 2:03.1 | Yeah, all fun and games. |
| 2:04.4 | Something else that was reported by Matt Law in the Daily Telegraph, Arsenal-related, by the way, |
| 2:08.7 | gents. He says in a tweet this morning, I have it on good authority that Thierry, |
| 2:13.2 | Dennis Bergkamp and Patrick Vieira have joined Spotify founder Daniel Eck in his bid to buy |
| 2:18.9 | Arsenal FC and I am told it is very real, says Matt Law. |
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