Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review where we look back on a weekend where

Lukaku sent the gunners to the shops.

Into the land showed they still have their chops.

RB Leipzig's performance deserve massive props and into Miami showed their no longer massive flops for now. My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today is a man who is as energetic and he gets the job done so well. He's everything

that Anthony Marciel as a center forward is not right now. Taylor Rockwell. That is well done,

Ryan. That introduction made me have the hops. There we go. I'll keep the rhyming tradition going.

Yes, it's good to be here.

It's nice to talk to you,

and it's nice to not talk about Anthony Marciale.

So no more Man United talk for the rest of this hour. Is that what you're asking me, Taylor? I mean, I think that should be the legal requirement. Yes, whenever they play as boring and poorly as they did, I think we can skip right past them.

All right, well, next week when they're good again,

we'll pick that right back back there we go.

There we go.

Hey, week one champions though.

They're week one champions.

Don't forget.

Week one champs for life. Yeah. Also here is the personification of a Danny Ing's

volley, very satisfying, clinical, and reassuringly expensive. It's Joe Lowry.

I like the price tag part the most.

And I also like how Taylor just threw in a random word that rhymed with the things you were saying that didn't relate at all.

I don't have one of those, but just pretend like I did and it ended with ops.

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