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Now on to It's Ryan Bailey. Hello, Ryan. Hello, hello, said it's good to be back. Oh, I was just singing Gary Glitter on your podcast. That's extremely inappropriate. I'm going to stop that right now. Hello. I mean, we'll put you right back in storage if that's the kind of a bar you're setting right now. People don't know that. At the end of the season, we put Brian back in his like hermetically sealed box. He goes into storage. He waits there until we're ready for the season to start. We bring him back out. And then he's ready to go, fully recharged, I guess, with Gary Glitter songs in his head. Yeah, let's never speak that name again on this podcast. But I do

have a question for you, having come out of my box in storage, I've got a beard, right? And I know you

are a very prevalent beard wearer. I think it's you and Lars Sivitzen are sort of the podcast

world's premier beard wearers. I'll take that. Wearing a mask with a beard, I find it slightly bothersome. How do you find it? Especially with how big the beard is, it feels a little bit silly. I've been asked that before, why don't I shave the beard? Because it's quarantine, because why not? And the answer is, I did, and I grew it right back, because I've always joked. I think many people have heard me make this joke before I'll make it again, that I don't know

how many chins I had when I started

growing the beard, but I know that I don't

know like the number nearly as much now.

Or I think I did know, like, one or two chins

before it was there. Now it's

several and that has been confirmed. So the beard is

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