Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review.

Today we're looking back on a weekend where the Seriart title race tightened up as Inter Milan put themselves back in the mix,

while Yuva couldn't find a goal in their bag of tricks, where Liverpool and Man City set up nicely for next weekend's big Premier League bout and Chelsea looked down and out when they suffered to a West London route, where Arby Leipzig helped buy and towards the title by giving Dortmund a beating, where Barcelona won their latest league meeting, and where Celtic were busy defeating, a ranger side whose field needed treating when broken glass was thrown from the seating.

My name is Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today is a man who's thankful for VAR preventing Man United's latest loss to Lester.

Hello, Taylor Rockwell.

Hello, I'm thankful for anything that makes Manchester United even moderately good.

Ralph Ragnick, chief amongst them.

And I'm very thankful for that introduction, Ryan, because I spent four hours in the car

with a screaming baby yesterday. And your lovely rhymes are much more fun to listen to, I have to say.

I mean, is it marginal, how much more enjoyable they are? Oh, I mean, yeah, I wouldn't say it's like

a wide gap, but, you know, right now at least, it's better. Very nice. The VAR incident I'm referring to, of course, Taylor, James Madison, making it 2-1 to Lester in the game over the weekend, but it's getting pulled back. Unlike Raphael Vran, who didn't seem to be impeded in any way. Brendan Rogers is not super happy about that, apparently. Like, who know? It's all fine. Whatever. Manchester United need everything they can get. Come on, Luster.

Be nice to them. impeded in any way? Brendan Rogers not super happy about that, apparently. Who know?

It's all fine. Whatever. Manchester United need everything they can get. Come on, Lester. Be nice to them. It's fine. Indeed, indeed. Also joining us, Taylor, is a man who I'd written in my introduction. Is obsessed with New York Red Bulls' corner set pieces. But now we have to talk about what we just talked about before we on an air. He's movie that he's seen.

Hello, Joe Lowry.

Hello, Ryan.

Why don't you walk the listeners through all of this? Okay. So just before we went on air listener, Joe Lowry dropped a bombshell. He's not one who has seen many motion pictures. Is that fair to say, Joe? That is true. That is correct. Continue. This past weekend, you selected a motion pictures. Is that fair to say, Joe? That is true. That is correct. And this past weekend, you selected a motion picture. Which one was it, Joe? He said, hold on, I can't even, I have to interject before Joe can even say. He said it in a way that was like, guys, I saw a movie this weekend. And I was like, oh, is it like the godfather? Is it like, is it like raging bull? Is it Goodfellas? You could see things that weren't mafia or Martin Scorsese related. Who knows? And Joe, what was the film that you went with listeners? I need you to know if I gave you 100 guesses. You are not going to guess the movie Joe was about to say. Okay, so I watched along with some friends.

This was not my choice, but I did quite enjoy it, a night at the Roxbury. And I thought, ladies and gentlemen, that Taylor was going to be proud of me. I thought that everyone was going to be proud of me because I don't watch movies, really. And I just wanted to make it clear that I'd seen a film. And was I met with praise? No. No, I was not. I was met with scorn

by Taylor

I enjoy

I enjoy

I enjoy seen a film and was I met with praise no no I was not I was met with scorn by Taylor

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