Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our world famous weekend review.

On this episode we're looking back on a weekend where Liverpool kick started their season with 9.

Where Man City went behind but it ended up fine thanks to the man who leads their line.

Where Philadelphia scoring six started to become

asinine, where Tammy Abraham saved Roma's unbeaten record just in time, and where Byn Munich

tried to score against Jan Sommer, and he said nine. My name is Ryan Bailey joining me today

a man who, unlike Richarlison, has never wasted wasted time doing Kipi Uppies during a game.

Is that right, Taylor Rockwell? It is, because I know the consequences of getting cleared out. I don't need that in my life. I'm aging now, Ryan. I can't handle a studs-up challenge like that. So no Kipi's, no juggling for me. Do you think you'd have the chutzpah to do that in the first place, Tate? I definitely have occasionally with a player who was particularly annoying made the noise,

like the high pitch like, whoopsie, as you meg them.

That's always fun, but I have never done the full-on keepy-uppy-upy. Very well, very well. We should talk about it later, but I don't have such an issue with it

because I don't see how it's different to keeping the ball by the corner flag

for minutes and minutes at a time.

But we will get to that later on.

Also, joining us Taylor, a man who's excited about the Philadelphia Sixers, and he's not talking about the NBA, Joe Lowry. Hello. Ryan, that was good. That was very, very good. As was your intro. I'm just distracted by the idea of Taylor Rockwell running towards someone with a ball at his feet,

making them and going, whoopsie, that's like a bone-chilling image, putting myself in the shoes

of the defender. That is, man, Taylor, that is a savage move. Oh, it's the best. I mean, just saying

whoops when somebody, like, bites on the, on the move is one of my favorites. So good. So good. Also why maybe once or twice I got put into a wall playing indoor. Also, the two things might be related. Also, also, the Philadelphia Union are very good and we can talk about that later as well. We shall, Joseph. We shall. Joining us to round out a pack a man who's as giddy as James Sands landing a tackle in Scotland

because Adidas have launched some World Cup kits today.

Graham Ruffin, how excited are you?

Oh, very, very excited.

I wasn't feeling so good about the World Cup kits that we had seen so far.

I think everyone at this point has seen what Puma is churning out for this tournament.

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