Welcome to the Tone and Soccer Show's weekend review.

Buying are flying and left Dortmund fans crying as Kane scored three continued his spree and has made his decree.

Actung, baby.

And if you want drama and passionate scorers, look no further than Nicopa Libertadores.

Fluminense won it for the first time ever, and I learned Marcelo plays there now.

Aren't I clever?

Elsewhere, Luton almost got a famous win.

Arsenal lamented VAR sins.

Man United got away with it once more, and Jeremy Doku helped four of his teammates score.

Romero Luka scored late to avoid Roma fans' pain, and Gerona, a top of the table in Spain. My name's Ryan Bailey,

joining me today, your friend of mine. It's your shiny, happy person, Taylor Rockcore. Hello, Taylor.

Hello, my friend. I am indeed shiny and happy and excited for all four of us to be here. As Amai, REM don't like that song, Taylor. Isn't that a shame? It's a crime, isn't it? It's a great tune. Is it one of the things where they've sung it so much that now they refuse to play it? I feel like certain bands get to that point with certain songs. Wasn't even on their greatest hits. Is it a ways it like that with Wonderwall?

Do they no longer play that one if and when they ever get along and play together?

Haven't played since 2009, so a difficult question.

But yes, at least they still play it, Taylor, I would say that much.

Joining us, returning from his injury spate on the physobable with yet another Scottish illness, Graham

rather than hello.

Hello, Ryan Bailey.

Yeah, what happened was I watched the Sean Deich team play football last week and then fell ill

during the match.

Now, I don't know for certain that those two things are linked, but it seems that they might be.

Yeah, that might be the reason why I was ill.

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