Welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

This is The Weekend Review.

My name is Ryan Bailey.

And joining me today to take a little wonder through the weekend's best action is a man who would never be dropped for disciplinary reasons.

He's always on time.

He's Taylor Rockwell.

He has been better about being on time of late.

But I do now have that concern that you all will one day drop me for being five minutes late. If it happens routinely enough,

and then you find out that it's because I was stuck in traffic, I guess that won't let me

off the hook. I realize the minute I've actually said the intro for you, Taylor, that you are

actually quite often late. Yeah, listening to the commentators talk about how, like, the rule when they were coming up was that, you know, like, if you had a 10-am meeting, you were there at 9.50. I was like, if I have a 10-am recording session, that means I am researching until 9-58, and then setting up. That is my normal. Maybe that needs to change a little bit.

Otherwise, I'm going to get dropped from my Kelar Tetsa squad from forever. Little insight for the listener. If Taylor sets a 10 a.m. recording time, you can show up at 10.15. You'll be fine. Taylor runs on Italian time. It's all good. Joining Taylor and I. I'm not going to argue that. Exactly. You'll get no pushback.

You're always stuck in your McLaren supercar trying to get to your studio is the problem.

That's my mistake is like it's really hard to get into it out of. And I record from home. So it's a really unnecessary thing to get into it, drive around the block, run into traffic, get out of it, get back inside. It's an unnecessary thing. But it's a nice way to feel like I'm greeting the day. Yes, indeed. I couldn't agree more. If you've got a McLaren, you should use it and get in Sunday traffic during a pandemic. Anyway, joining Taylor and I's a man who told us this weekend, he gets his hair cut in a place that sells fishing supplies. Graham Ruffin. Hello, and also a candy, movie, movie theater candy. So it's a place for all things, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, uh, barbers. You really should visit if you ever visit Scotland. So we were chatting on our WhatsApp group this weekend. And it was started, I think, by talking about Gareth Bell's man bun and the undershaving and the, and the, and the technique and the issues that it could present. And it got to like our barbershop habits.

Taylor used to hang out in a barbershop. and the undershaving and the technique and the issues that it could present.

And it got to like our barbershop habits.

Taylor used to hang out in a barbershop, which sounds like a sitcom just waiting to happen.

And several different movies as well.

Exactly.

Yeah, you've got a franchise coming there, I can tell.

And Graham, let's slip that his bar's sells fishing supplies and also, yeah,

like pick a mixed candy, which I find confusing. Like, what was it primarily, Graham? Was it primarily a hairdresser or primarily a fishing store? That's difficult to answer. It's one side

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