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Thank you. Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our weekend review.

We're looking back on a weekend where Arsenal kept up their title chances under pressure from Man United's advances.

Eddie and Ketty stole the show, but would have all been different with Casimir Roe.

Chelsea showed us that their squad is deep in a game that sent us all to sleep,

and Man City showed they still have sway as Rebecca Lowe broadcast in front of a giant hard rock cafe.

Bying kick off the Rook Runder with a draw. Giorreira had the yellow wall in awe.

And at Juventus, things aren't so stable as the old lady begins life in mid-table. My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today is a man who is a bit unlike Frank Lampart in that he's not seeking a job right now. Taylor Rockco, I had to rewrite that intro because the news just broke the Taylor. Taylor, uh, Taylor lost his job. The Frank Napoleon lost his job. Taylor Rokrose his job. Taylor Rokko's job's fine. You're not going anywhere. Your job's fine, okay? Yeah, I mean, I was going to say I'll take that introduction over a man who was quietly sacked just before we started recording because that was also Frank Lampart. Yeah. So, sorry about that, Frank. And sorry Taylor for messing for messing up my intro there. You're welcome, both of you?

I mean, between that and you not knowing your own name last week, I feel like this one's at least an improvement on that.

I think, I'm nearly 40 years old, Taylor, I'm slowly falling apart.

We all are, buddy.

We all are.

I constantly think of the Louis C.K. joke about going to his doctor, complaining of a sore ankle, and the doctor just says, like, yeah, your ankle's worn out. Like, that's the solution. It's just worn out, which I then told to my doctor, and he said, yeah, that's a thing. So that's a fun, comforting bit of news for me. Fun times, indeed. All right. The only way is up from here, Tate, joining us, a man who loves to celebrate a goal covering his ears and mimicking speech with his hand.

Grandmother, Indeed. All right. It's the only way is up from here, Tate, Tay, joining us a man who loves to celebrate a goal covering his ears and mimicking speech with his hand. Graham Rutherman, is that true or is that someone else I'm thinking of? That might be Gio Rana that you're thinking of. But I also, I think there were four different elements to Gio Rana's celebration with his goal for Dortmund at the weekend. Four is a bit much for me. I kind of cap it at

three. Anything over three different elements in my celebration, I feel like I'm just milking it a little bit too much. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough. Well, it's good to have you here, Graham, and it's good to have a man joining us who's as quick as Mudrick but with fewer neck tattoos. at least I think he does.

Joe Lowry, I can't see your neck right now.

How many neck tattoos do you have?

Yeah, they're actually on my lower neck, so I have several, but they're all... with fewer neck tattoos. At least I think he does. Joe Lowry, I can't see your neck right now.

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