If KD and LeBron called both of you before the playoffs, would y'all sign with LAL Brooklyn?

I think it would be an honor, but it's just not in me no more.

I try to play in a celebrity, uh, Rams, Flag Football game on the same play I pull my fucking, my hamstring and my calf.

So, I'm out the question, but what about you?

I'm gonna eat two months in advance. I could, but if they ask on the line for me, not at all. My body ain't got it.

Would you go to the Lakers and Nets?

Either or. You can't lose.

I'm gonna eat two months in advance.

Welcome back to What's Burning.

Jack, you good?

Good. My bro's the work.

Man, I can't call it the weather's nasty over here, but I am good.

Let's get right to it, starting with the week ahead.

The Los Angeles Lakers got their first win Sunday night against a tough young Memphis Grizzly team.

Balance scoring, six guys and double figures.

Carmelo with 28 off the bench. We'll touch on what that significance means.

And Westbrook with 13 assists.

I think my question to you is, with this team being so many new pieces coming together, how long do you feel like it's gonna take for this team to get their footing?

Uh, I don't think it's gonna take long.

You know, you got a whole bunch of vets from this team.

You got guys who's been dominant and it's been all starts for a long time. All on one team.

So the basketball IQ and understanding what they have to do is there.

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