Week 5 Picks: My Boy Blue vs Mahomie
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🗓️ 7 October 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, it's my Friday. It's my Friday. It's my Friday. It's cannabis and vodka, okay? Just so you know, that's what I'll be doing. I know, I know, but it sounds better. It's got a iteration, right? |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah, it's not more. You're right. It's my Friday. It's my Friday. It's my Friday. It's cannabis and vodka, okay? Just so you know, that's what I'll be doing. I know, I know, but it sounds better. It's got a iteration, cannabis and captain Morgan. And don't fall off the bean bag chair and dislocate your hip this Friday. |
| 0:36.0 | I mean, if anybody's wondering why I'm wiggling around during the show and stuff, it's because, yeah, my right and Mike is bringing it up above. So Thursday night, I mean, hey, let's be transparent here. I just was like getting high from smoking my blunt, okay? |
| 0:52.0 | And I rolled off the damn bean bag and I've been having hip problems as you know, but I'm letting the audience know and my hip like they tell me they think that either dislocated for a second or it just locked up to such a point like I had a pinch nerve and I ended up going to the emergency room because my leg was going numb. And I was afraid I was losing circulation in my leg. So I'm hoping for a better Thursday night because that was a total, total buzzkill last week. Holy shit. |
| 1:21.0 | I would just love to see and I'm glad you're doing better and I'm sorry you went through that pain and suffering, but I would love to see footage of ridiculously high, but also an incredible excruciating pain, Chris Sims in the waiting room at the hospital interacting with the other people in the waiting room. Yeah, that would be there wasn't much interaction. I was so miserable. I couldn't do it. I was I was trying to watch the game on my phone right and just like keep track of that. |
| 1:50.8 | But I was in that, you know, Mike, I mean, I'm sure you've been in pain like this before, too, where you're just like, I can't find a position to like relieve the pressure. And so that was annoying, but yes, all right, here we go. Let's get after I love your jersey, man. You're looking cool, man. |
| 2:05.0 | Well, this is if Matt Neggie is allowed to wear his favorite monsters in the midway hoodie multiple times in a given week. I'm wearing mine. This is my favorite hoodie by far. I was a huge chuck form and fan growing up. He was one of my first favorite players. He sells these hoodies that the number in the name. It's awesome. It's comfortable. It is. |
| 2:25.4 | And I wear it more than I should. It is a little bit gamey at this point from the standpoint of overuse. I should throw it in the wash. It's my locker lucky hoodie though. I wore it last week when I came up with my picks and it worked out very well. |
| 2:40.2 | Relative to how we've been doing 10 and six straight up 10 and six against the spread two and one best bets. I beat you in all three categories last week. |
| 2:48.8 | I currently lead straight up tied against the spread. You got a two game lead in the best bet. So it's getting interesting. Yeah, it is. I'm disappointed. I went on a limb too many times last week. I'm disappointed in myself. That's really where I screwed myself over. And, you know, I don't expect to have like the best record versus the spread. But I do want to beat you and straight up and the best bets. So I'm a little pissed off that you've taken over the lead there. It's driving me crazy here. So let's go screw your chuck form and jersey. I've come in at you today. |
| 3:17.9 | And let me just say this. I'm so competitive about the best bets that I will root against a pick that I've already made. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 3:26.0 | If it's one of your bets, I know you will not want to mind. I know you. I will root against that. Even though it otherwise hurts my overall average. All right. Thursday night football LA Rams at the Seattle Seahawks Russell Wilson nine and one on Thursday night shows up in prime time leading the league in passer rating north of 129. |
| 3:46.1 | You've already tipped your hand on this. You're picking the Rams tonight. I am. I'm picking the Rams. I just have no faith in the Seahawks defense. Listen, I respect the Seahawks. I know they play hard. |
| 3:55.6 | I guess the one area I look at can the Seahawks just like regularly gash the Rams run defense. If they can do that, then they have a chance to win the game. Certainly. |
| 4:07.2 | But I got to think, you know, the Rams have enough talent in the secondary. A good defensive coach and Rahim Morris that I think they'll be able to match up with some of the simplicity of the Seahawks pass game and load the box a little bit at the same time. |
| 4:21.2 | So I go advantage Rams there. And the other side of the ball, you know, the Seahawks. Yeah, they play hard. They're going to put a lot of people at the line of scrimmage discourage you from running. |
| 4:29.9 | But this is a different animal. I mean, the Rams can run it. They're not like the best run team, but they can. And they're not afraid to be consistent with it. |
| 4:37.3 | And then, of course, Matt Stafford and that offense, I just think it's too much for the Seahawks. I really do. I'm going Rams 31-21, Mike. |
| 4:44.2 | I am going to ride. I'm going to ride the hot hand. I'm going to let Russ keep cooking. It's stunning that they're only two and two. And I think the fact that they're looking at two and three. |
| 4:57.4 | And the basement for now of the NFC West against the Rams team that is three and one. This is a huge game. This is a critical game. |
| 5:04.7 | And the Rams went into Seattle last year with no fans and beat the Seahawks in the wildcard round. That's something that the Seahawks surely remember. Remember Robert Woods was on with this. And he said, |
| 5:17.2 | we threw the football up into the Seahawks family area at the stadium after he scored a touchdown. They understand. This is a real rivalry. They don't want to lose at home to the Rams again, especially with the 12th man present. I'm going 31-28. |
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