Wake up, geniuses! I'm giving you the truth. It's a trap. You need to get away from your desk.

Run, jump, roll escape. Whatever, I don't care. Just move for your mind.

Essex, sound mind, sound body. Welcome to the Fantasy Footballers Podcast with your host Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, and Mike Wright.

Oh, welcome in! Monday, thank goodness, thank goodness.

September 23rd.

Thank goodness is Monday. Thank goodness that that weekend is over and we can flush that thing down the toilet and move on.

I mean, look, we have two games tonight, that's fine.

Let's get past it. Yeah.

This was...

I'm on the week four.

We're the least pleasurable weekends of football.

I was polling people, uh, both in real life and online and just seeing how people feel and what's

amazing is so every week you know look sometimes it doesn't break right for you but

that means it broke right for your opponent right you know half the people win

half the people, one half the people lose.

Somehow, somehow this week, 100% of people lost.

Like every single person out there feels like they had a bad week.

100%! It's in if this week was insane and stupid and

upside down and I'm glad that that you're packing you're listening after getting out of your own you

know fantasy burn unit because this this week was crazy yeah the bandages are

everywhere and the points are going downward like we're

scoring fewer and fewer points. The pass rushes this weekend were outrageous. The

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