It's so hard these days in fantasy football to find a true bell cow workhorse running back. You can count them on two hands, I believe. Right? Yeah, two hands. Okay. It's two hands, but you don't need a third hand. I like the... I'm waving. I swear I have two hands. I've got jazz hands. These aren't jazz hands that are running back hands. There you go. You've heard jazz hands. Yes.

Yeah, so they're running back hands.

So anyway, anyway, Tony Pollard is on one of these hands is my point. So now you just walk around with a workforce running back list. On each one of my fingers. Get printout cutouts of their faces. Oh, that's what I should do. And tape them to your fingers.

And when you walk by people go, here's how many running backs get high workload.

Exactly.

This is a terrifying bill.

Exactly.

Oh, no.

Fantasy football happy hour with Matthew Berry.

Welcome to the fantasy football happy hour. I'm Jake Broucher, Lawrence Jackson. Matthew Barry. Don't lose that pen, Matthew. No insurance pens. I noticed, yeah, we have no insurance pens. No backup pens for me today. I've got to make sure this one gets through the game. Don't Aaron Jones me. A little pen. Okay. hate day so plenty to get there have been a better reference than erne jones yeah i don't know what that well he's he just he went on i r he's out for four games okay so you don't want the pen to go on i r yeah i don't want him to leave the game early the way erin jones did. Yeah. You're going to watch the soft tissue.

Is there a different reference I should have made?

Maybe, but I don't know. Yeah. Okay. Great. Well, thanks. Love hate day. As you can see, yeah. Whitty repartee is already on fire here at the show. We got to wake up first. Yeah. You got one show a week. Clay, come, come prepared.

Come on now.

All right, well, Miami Dol come prepared. Come on now.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, Miami Dolphins need to wake up all this season's going to be over. Yes, sir. Bill's star. I'm going to preview that game. But first of all, Matthew, Commanders fans drink free. They tend to drink free a lot. Yeah, well, you know, this is a pro-commander show.

They drink free.

As you see it right there, today is a historic day for D.C.,

the commander's organization and and our fans with the council's approval. We can now move forward on the transformation, transformative RFK project that will bring lasting economic growth for our city. Blah, blah, blah. Josh Harris, we're deeply grateful.

We're coming back.

RFK, hashtag raise hail. Hashtag Hail to the Commanders. Hashtag Faith in Five. Commanders fans, drink free. We're heading back to D.C. RFC. Sorry, FedEx Field. Yeah. Sorry, Rawl John, Maryland. It was a great time of FedEx Field. almost killed Jalen Hertz. Yes, exactly.

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